Today I decided to check my spam folder, in case any emails from prospective jobs had made thier way in there. This magnificent prose is what I found instead.


My Dearest,
my name is miss rita,l read your profile today
at( and i choosed you as the only one whom i can give my heart as far as love is concern ensuring i bring joy and happiness into your door
step.lf you are interested in me and want to know more about me and to
view my beautiful pictures,you can contact me
( My dear i want you to understand that there is
no age,race,colour and religion bar when it comes to true love.only
what is important is pure and devoted relationship.Hoping to hear from
you as soon as possible.Thank you
Miss rita.


I wonder if the lovely Miss Rita honestly believes that someone would reply to that? Love, after reading a profile….